what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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