Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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