Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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