Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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