AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
