My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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