It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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