Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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