we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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