I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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