I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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