i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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