Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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