I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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