: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I have feelings that need drinking.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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