once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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