I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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