They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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