If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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