what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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