capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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