VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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