its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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