I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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