brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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