my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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