He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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