Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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