I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
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