I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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