i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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