why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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