he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Randomize
