Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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