look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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