What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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