Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I will be naked everywhere
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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