you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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