i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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