It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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