he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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