how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Are we still banned from the library?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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