yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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