I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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