You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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