Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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