Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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