I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
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