No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
