I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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