We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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