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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
