so that wasnt chicken after all
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
