Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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