Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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